Mars used to be a part of Earth

The length of day on Mars is 1d 0h 37m

Mars used to be a part of Earth.

This is why the length of day on Mars is 1d 0h 37m.

This is not a random coincidence.

Newtons third law proves the origin of the inner solar system.

There is orbital symmetry on either side of Earth.

Newtons third law states that for every action (force) in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction.

This is why the orbit of Mercury, Venus and the Moon add up to the orbit of Mars and the Martian moons.

Mars also has canyons that make the grand canyon on Earth look minute…

And mountains that dwarf Everest.

Clearly Mars experienced trauma.

I will expand on this theory in a blog post in the future.

Anyways in other news…

I’m Launching a SEO Copywriting Business

And right now you can get me to write 500 optimized words for you about anything you want for only $10.

The price is so affordable because I need some 5 star ratings…

So for a limited time the price is super affordable and I will over deliver for anyone who works with me.

You can find the gig on fiverr.

Here’s the gig link: https://www.fiverr.com/xmodemarketing/deliver-fantastic-seo-copywriting-and-get-you-powerful-google-results-guaranteed

I’m Also Hiring

Do you want to help manage customer communications of people who need SEO writing done for their website?

I’m also going to be rolling out email, editing, and a variety of other writing services in the days to come.

Email me if you are interested in earning as much as $60 per hour, working when you want to, and working between 3-8 hours a day.

For now though I will be managing all customers personally…

And the new position will become available starting at the beginning of next month if all goes according to plan.

Tell your friends!

Hiring priority will be given to people who can help deliver customers.

Fun Thing That Happened

I tweeted Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son and he liked my tweet.

His name is Patrick.

My last name is Kilpatrick.

I told him he killed it with his tweet.

And he liked my tweet.

Now both Schwarzenegger and his son Patrick have liked my tweets.

Two generations of Schwarzenegger’s…

Pretty damn awesome.

I still prefer the dozen or so times Elon Musk liked my tweets though.

A Billionaire who owns the worlds largest diamond sent me a tweet today too but it’s whatever.

Have a great hump day. It starts in a few hours.

Much love,

Garin

P.S. Here’s that writing gig link again: I will deliver fantastic SEO copywriting and get you powerful google results guaranteed.